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consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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