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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

(via officialwhitegirls)

Source: railroadsoftware
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jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: adteachings
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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(via officialwhitegirls)

Source: 50shadezofcarter
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dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: dulect
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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via officialwhitegirls)

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: cosmothefairy
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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via officialwhitegirls)

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: acidocasualidad